THE ULTIMATE GIFT GUIDE FOR GAYS - BOBBY BOX
By Bobby Box
Shopping for gays doesn’t have to be difficult. Just get them something that improves their sex life, their gut health, or their douching routine, and you’re already making their lives better. Bearing that in mind, here is a list of gifts that will absolutely be used, not regifted, and deliver the kind of seasonal satisfaction that Mariah, the Queen of Christmas herself, would approve of.
An absolute game-changer. The average human gets nowhere near enough fiber in their daily diet (adult men need 38 grams, but average less than half of that). Fiber is especially important for folks who engage in anal sex because it bulks our stool, leaves less residue after a bowel movement, and keeps us regular. This will greatly reduce your douching time as well as the odds of painting if you don’t douche at all. This, in turn, makes planning for bottoming much easier and more predictable.
Every gay needs a douche bulb. Yes, even tops, who on those rare occasions, will fall in love and bottom for said lover. Now, is douching necessary? It’s not, but unfortunately we live in a society who shames bottoms that may accidentally “paint” their partner. Not a wild possibility considering you’re penetrating an ass. But alas, douche bulbs help reduce the odds of these undesirable occurrences. When planning to prevent a Picasso, pair with Stay Ready Supplements for optimal results.
Every human being on earth should own a bidet. It is the way of the future and you want to be on the right side of history. A bidet is especially great for gays because we tend to take anal hygiene a little more seriously. Bidets clean better and are less irritating (fantastic when healing from hemorrhoids). Washing your ass with tissue is like washing dishes without water and using one reduces toilet paper usage by 70-80% on average, saving you around $182 annually. Good for your hole and your wallet.
Put your best hole forward with booty balm. Now, does your hole need balm? No. No it doesn’t. But your skin probably doesn’t need an 8-step skincare regimen, either. It just means you’re taking special care of your precious hole. Great to apply before an after anal play for added hygiene and softness. This vegan butt balm is 100% organic and hydrates your skin while balancing odor-causing bacteria with a mint and clove fragrance.
There are a lot of things I like about this lube. For starters, the bottles won’t get you stopped by airport security as they're within the 100ml liquid limit for carry-ons. What’s also great about these bottles is the tips fit nicely into your holes, meaning you can insert them and squeeze to lube up without getting your hands all slick or sticky. Besides, you know buying a gay man lube will always hit. We go through that shit like cold brew.
Generally speaking, gay vacations are rarely relaxing, often involve sex, and being partially naked in public spaces. It makes sense then that you would want to look and feel your best. That’s where Reset comes in. Reset is a powerful, plant-based blend that cleanses your digestive tract (great for folks with IBS), boosts energy levels by removing toxins, reduces bloating, and strengthens your immune system. You'll be feeling lighter and more refreshed in just 3 to 10 days.
Written by Bobby Box. Bobby Box is a freelance writer and editor whose work on sex and culture has been published in countless publications, including: Playboy, Elle, NewNowNext, Billboard, Daily Beast, Them., The Advocate, Women’s Health, Mel Magazine and AskMen.
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