Relax all your muscles, they said. It’ll feel great, they said. Well, what they didn’t tell you is that there is such a thing as preparing for gay sex. Because you don’t want to be that person that makes a mess or who isn’t ready. And you definitely don’t want to be that person that gets kicked out of the group event because they weren’t clean. Sniff, Sniff…you’re out.
Being a bottom is hard enough as it.
So we’re here to help you bottom like a pro and make sure you are tidy back there. So, when you you want to go from ass to mouth with confidence; you’ll do it without hesitation. All from the help of 3 products in our sex line, the Stay Ready Fiber Supplement, Bum Bulb and Bum Balm. They’ll get your backside clean and feeling/smelling fresh for all the rounds you desire.
Our Stay Ready Fiber Supplement is the first step to get your insides cleaned out before playtime. Taking a daily fiber supplement can help with keeping your digestive track regular and sturdy. However, the ingredients in our fiber supplement are specifically created for the purpose of anal sex. Simply take 2-3 pills twice daily with a glass of water and you’ll be on your way to having healthier and regular bowel movements.
“They’ll get your backside clean and feeling/smelling fresh…”
Once you’ve dropped the kids off at the pool you’ll want to make sure there isn’t anything lingering around. You could do it the old-fashioned way and stick your finger inside your butt and rotate it around like a hook until all the dredges are out. But we’re in the modern age now and having tools that help make it easier and faster is just better. Intro Bum Bulb. Our compact douche can help you achieve your cleanliness goals by giving you just the right amount of liquid volume needed. Using it is easy. Just remove the tip and fill the bulb with warm water and then reattach the tip. You’ll want to make sure you’re somewhere like your shower or bathtub as you insert it into your butt and squeeze the water. Release the liquid from your butt in your toilet and make sure to go back to your shower and wash off the residue.
Now that your insides are sparkly clean. You’ll want to make sure your outside is just as appealing. The Bum Balm is perfect for adding a refreshing scent and smooth touch to your behind. Just take an index fingers size of the product and rub onto your palms and then apply it around your cheeks making sure you get all the nooks and crannies. Your skin will be nice and hydrated with a pleasant scent that will peek your partners appetite to eat out before the main event.
The time has come
Now you’re ready to take it in the butt and live your best bottom life. Luckily in our modern times long-term memory is about as enduring as dating is in a reality show or in real life. So, you can implement your new butt care routine and no one will fault you for your past mistakes. Just don’t let it happen again. You’ll bottom with confidence now and always stay ready.