The art of eating the booty like groceries is on the rise. While our attention has historically been given to the rectum, any good oral enthusiast will inform you that the whole area including down to the balls must be given the moist treatment. Hydration of the body is a crucial aspect of overall health, but it's not just limited to drinking water and staying hydrated for your general well-being. Proper hydration is equally important for specific body parts, such as your bum and balls.
You’re already down there. Why not just enjoy yourself?
Give your partner something they will never forget and maybe even become a repeat. For some, undertaking this task can present some barriers given the biological functions of the area is to excrete waste and keep your sperm cool. As a result, the area might not smell as fresh or feel dehydrated being covered by your underwear all day. However, there are solutions to this problem and they are simple to implement either as a daily routine or when the situation arises. You’ll be a portable all you can eat buffet for the entire day. No tip included.
“…balance your bum’s natural smell and taste.”
The Bum & Balls Combo
Prepping to be eaten out can seem daunting especially for first timers. You can simplify the process by using our products such as our Bum Balm and Vitamin C Serum. Our Bum Balm is actually designed specifically for the eating out occasion to balance your bum’s natural smell and taste. While our Vitamin C Serum is a perfect compliment to keep your bits hydrated, feeling smooth and looking flawless. For best results it’s wise to use both; hence, the B&C combo. Nonetheless, using solely the Bum Balm is sufficient.
Our Bum Balm has 100% organic ingredients including herbs, spices and oils that together provide a moisturizing and deodorizing experience for the user. Applying the product is simple. After showering and drying yourself, take about an index finger’s portion of the Bum Balm and rub it onto the palm of your hands; keep in mind a little goes a long way. Then simply apply the product on the in/outside of your cheeks and all the way down to and around your balls. You’ll know you did it right when you feel that fresh minty coolness.
Our Vitamin C Serum is the perfect compliment to the Bum Balm as it provides hydrating nourishment resulting in a smooth experience whilst also deodorizing with a pleasant smell. Moreover, the serum will diminish any blemishes or dark spots on your skin and rejuvenate its youthful glow. So not only will your skin feel smooth it will look amazing. Apply it similarly as the Bum Balm with a small amount after drying from a shower either in/outside your butt cheeks and your precious jewels. Did we mention that both products are Non-GMO and made from 100% vegan ingredients. Which means you’ll taste appetizing too.
And Just Like That, You’re Takeout
Without the extra grease. You’ll be primed for all the butt munching and ball licking you desire. You might also consider putting some on your partner so you both can get in on the fun. Sharing is caring after all and as always, Stay Ready!