3 Ways to Be the Jolliest Holiday Hoe


No one asked us but the answer is yes, you should be taking a daily multivitamin.

The Christmas Crunch to get your gifts under the tree is officially on. Finding the perfect gift for that special someone can seem like an almost impossible task. So this year, give him something that will boost his confidence to get naked and increase your chances at getting laid.

If you have ever bottomed, even if you are mainly a top, then you know that sometimes you just don’t “feel” like it. It is easy for the other person involved to think that it may be them, but it usually has a lot less to do with a person’s mojo and a lot more to do with what is going on inside. Our Pure for Men exclusive blend of fiber provides a natural way for a bottom to feel confident and ready for action without having to over-douche. Beyond sex, our powder and pill-form fiber products assist in weight management, control blood pressure, and can even help lower cholesterol levels. Combine in with our Stay Ready Wipes and this is one gift basket that will definitely be a great return on investment!

But don’t stop at the ass (although we know you want to); cover him from head to toe with our Stay Ready Scrub and Stay Ready Cream. The Pure for Men Stay Ready Scrub is nothing short of a Christmas miracle in a jar. This exfoliating scrub is derived from 100% organic oils and ingredients that simultaneously buffs your skin while leaving it moist and hydrated. The Pure for Men Stay Ready Cream, made with organic virgin hemp oil, raw shea butter and spearmint oil, is fantastic for just about everything, from keeping that face plump and dewy to keeping that booty extra juicy. It even works as a grooming cream for your hair. And because both products are made up of just a few simple, natural, vegan ingredients, the ways in which you can use them are endless!

Give him the gift that leaves him feeling buffed, puffed, and ready for your candy cane this Christmas season. It truly is the gift that keeps on giving….
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!