Rosebuds are red, violets are blue, here’s a gift idea that’s good for you too!
Whether you love Valentine’s Day or love to hate it, you should probably come up with something to give to whomever you are sleeping with. And while chocolates are tasty and flowers smell sweet, these gifts don’t really do much for you. So this year, ditch the tired Valentine’s cliché and give a gift that will lead to you getting it up and him giving it up.
Regardless of whether you are in love, in like, or in lust, you can show your appreciation for your bedfellow with a super sexy gift basket that he will never forget. Stock him up on every bottom’s favorite fiber pills or powder to help him stay ready. Pick up a new sex toy for you both to play with and throw in a new jock to serve up that sexy ass on a platter. Ditch the sappy pink and red love notes and get straight to the flesh tones to make this Valentine’s Day on you both will never forget.
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For some people, Valentine’s Day can be a reminder that they don’t have someone in their life. If you don’t have anyone who is giving you the warm and fuzzies, give a sexy gift to the most important person of all… yourself! Bitch, you deserve it.